Board Thread:Random RP/@comment-26767096-20160413140844/@comment-27097330-20160416002120

This'll be fun... Coaxotl time!

Question 1

"I'm a chocoholic. Some call it a problem. I call it a gift."

Question 2

"Run like hell, then kill them when they trip."

Question 3

"Is this a joke? The better question is, who hasn't kidnapped me?!? I have what doctor's call a punchable face!"

Question 4

"Hey, sore subject buddy. I'm getting there alright!"

Question 5

"Well, Galad's like my cool uncle who my parents would never tell me about, but this honor's got to go to Kumulk. We're like cheese and sprinkles!"

Question 6

"Azruben. Or as I like to call him, Bastard Beard."

Question 7

"I had the royal messenger break up with my second girlfriend for me..."

Question 8

"After a three week attempt at escape a Tehuan Tlan caught me, broke my ribs, ripped me to shreds, brought me back to it's cage and left me to rot as stored food. I escaped with the miner loss of my left foot."