Board Thread:Random RP/@comment-26210095-20150923162104/@comment-26005135-20151004024258

James of the iron hills wrote: So you think your realm is much better? The rotting meat sacks called zombies and my lesser cousins, the skeletons who don't even know how to attack with their own two hands! What about the so called 'guardians' who just float aroud killing squids? Oh and don't forget you villlagers, stupid, big-nosed men who can't even take their hands out of their sleeves, no wonder they die the moment a zombie appears. Zombies and skeletons. They are exactly as boring and annoying as you describe. Guardians are seldom seen and far more powerful than you think. As for villagers, I've known plenty that have wandered into a portal, pillaged the nether, blasted all the ghasts, stolen the quartz, and walked straight back.