Thread:IamShiek13/@comment-26863727-20161007233312/@comment-26863727-20161202154654

High Prince Imrahil wrote: Aramirtheranger wrote: Three actually. I'm talking about the first ex. The second I dumped after she cheated on me. The third I dumped, but she was batshit crazy. Stalked me and eventually went to an asylum. Wait, wait, this is worth necroposting over! Apparently Aramir and I have similar romantic tastes... who knew? Oh, and there were other dates. Once I had this girl who seemed determined to prove the "dumb blonde" stereotype true. I had to explain all my jokes, and when I mentioned the English language she said she only spoke American.

I swear I'm not making that up.