Thread:IamShiek13/@comment-26863727-20161007233312/@comment-26863727-20161202205329

Maltalidenta Kwuitidherali wrote:

Aramirtheranger wrote:

High Prince Imrahil wrote: Aramirtheranger wrote: Three actually. I'm talking about the first ex. The second I dumped after she cheated on me. The third I dumped, but she was batshit crazy. Stalked me and eventually went to an asylum. Wait, wait, this is worth necroposting over! Apparently Aramir and I have similar romantic tastes... who knew? Oh, and there were other dates. Once I had this girl who seemed determined to prove the "dumb blonde" stereotype true. I had to explain all my jokes, and when I mentioned the English language she said she only spoke American.

I swear I'm not making that up. Sounds exactly your type. It's fairly clear I disliked that quality. Now, of course, I'm a male, white, pragmatist, gun-owning, armor-and-crossbow using Christian who doesn't think Trump is the end of the world and acknowledges that the two genders have hormones for different things, so that doesn't matter. I'm just a racist, homophobic, sexist, raping, superstitious murderer who is so stupid he thinks that people knew what they were doing when they wore pieces of metal for literally thousands of years to protect themselves and later sacrificed reload time for sheer volume while still retaining smaller fast-response units.

Now of course, why would you want to start an argument and get your boyfriend to ban me because of those? You're the epitome of virtue with your Atheistic female idealist feminist will-never-admit-men-are-more-genetically-tuned-for-fighting*  will-never-admit-armor-was-an-advantage-because-that'd-mean-those-misogynistic-bastards-weren't-retards-which-all-sexists-must-be** ways. Nope, there's no reason for you to want me gone***.


 * See, I even added "more" to that so nobody can say I think women can't fight, which they still can, especially with crossbows or guns (I highly doubt whatever you say that your bow is war-tier. Historical longbow archers had to start super-young so their skeletons would change shape so they could develop the upper-back muscles necessary to pull those 100-pounders back). I just note that in terms of melee combat, especially with armor and/or blunt weapons, physical strength will help you(and no, controlled power-focused unarmed combat isn't inferior).


 * They weren't necessarily. Until Renaissance people screwed it up, the vast majority of European women had pretty equal rights from the Roman Empire to the Late Medieval period.


 * Obviously I also want you gone, but really this all was just making a sarcastic remark about things between us. I'm trying not to start something, just make levity of our mutual dislike.