Board Thread:Random RP/@comment-26084195-20151030230539/@comment-25606723-20151101142614

Eureka Enderborn wrote: Tybereous wrote: Eureka Enderborn wrote: Tybereous wrote: Eureka Enderborn wrote: Tybereous wrote: Ok good.

"And what would we use it for, eh? To stop nuclear war! To prevent the declining years of the Human Race from destroying us! To prevent IDIOTS like those war-mongering Russian scum from destroying our world!" "We are aware of the dangers. But we will not attempt to prevent this war by corrupting science any further we already have. We do not wish to participate in this war any further than we already have. "And we are not asking you to. All we need are blueprints and formulas. We wil make our own weapons and aid you in your technological advance. What do you want, if I may ask?" "We want nothing! We are quite happy here in Antarctica. Our lives are comfortable, and we remain safe from the warmongering of the other, more short-sighted civilizations. We have all the technology we want and more, and there is really nothing we require or desire besides for the rest of Mankind to cease this foolish bickering." "And this foolish bickering will continue until someone takes action to stop it. 'Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.' This war will not end until someone stops it. If you really want peace, you have to make it! But as I see that you will not listen to me, I will bring up another, non-war related subject. We are working on a starship capable of reaching the Kuiper belt and beyond. Without taking years. We are also trying to find an inhabitable planet, just in case. Just thought you would be interested." The agent grows visibly pale when you mention your starship. "Yeah, we... we may have been working on that too. In fact we... hold on." He walks out  of the room. Ten minutes later, he comes back in. "Yeah, we've located a suitable planet. And we've also been drawing up some plans recently. This is something we are interested in working on with you." Tybs sighs in relief. "We have hit a standstill in the area of speed. To reach this planet of yours, no matter how far away, we would like to have faster-than-light travel. So far our attempts at a thruster capable of this have been unsuccessful. We really would appreciate your help there."