Board Thread:Middle Earth Roleplays/@comment-25597877-20151117212056/@comment-26005135-20151119091405

Eureka Enderborn wrote: NO IT WON'T! EVEN IF YOU'RE AN ILLUSION OR SOMETHING YOU CAN'T JUST DODGE CROSSBOW BOLTS AT POINT BLANK RANGE! IF YOU DID, WE'D IMMEDIATELY KNOW SOMETHING'S UP BECAUSE NOTHING LIVING CAN POSSIBLY MOVE WITH SUCH BLINDING SPEED!!

Fine. It was an illusion. Everything you saw was an illusion. Especially all the moving and stuff. The real projectiles are behind the illusional Dolenus, and you now know that Dolenus is fake. An illusion. As a matter of fact, I had planned to reveal the illusional nature of 'Dolenus' later, but since you quite rightly noted that no living being can move that fast, I am forced to explain.
 * pant pant*

Ok then, happy?