Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-25754873-20141220155141/@comment-67.22.249.68-20150116223050

Well, even if you do have spies in a friendly territory for some reason, you still didn't see her kill the Dwarves, 'cause that sort of ruins the whole "secretive" thing.

Eureka looked at Glosur, somewhat agog. "Slythe? She killed two of your Dwarves and stole something of great importance?" He paused for a moment, then said "Honestly I'm not sure why I'm surprised. But what do you think she stole? And what do you plan to do about it?"

Meanwhile, in a surprisingly secret mansion in the Harad Jungle...

Slythe lounged on an amazingly soft chair made from an animal that is now mostly extinct. She was reading a letter from Gondor, a letter detailing animals that are considered "endangered" and should be left alone. She handed the letter to a servant saying "Send them a letter back telling them I've had shoes made from all of these."

The servant bowed and walked out. The from the shadows, a sibillisant voice echoed.

"Ssssslythe. It's wonderful to see you again."

"Sssave the formalitiesss. You know I have little patiencccce for that ssort of foolishness.

"Of courssse. My apologiesss. I wass sssent to retrieve the item. Do you have it?"

"...Isss that a trick quessstion?"

"My apologiesss. Give me the egg."

"Here." Slythe handed the shadowed figure the egg.

"Excccellent. We have the advantage now. Feel free to allow the chaosss to ceasse."

"Very well. Goodbye." Slythe sat down back in her chair.

Within days, Middle-Earth returned to a far less chaotic state. The invaders in Lindon were dead, the Orcs that had attacked Mirkwood were dead, the Orcs that advanced on Eregion and the Vales of Anduin were dead, the uprising in Rhun was defeated, and the rogue Haradrim were defeated. The only strange things occuring now was the fact that the scout ship Gondor sent to the Numenorean islands three months ago still hasn't returned.