Board Thread:Middle Earth Roleplays/@comment-26084195-20160119070023/@comment-26084195-20160128034024

The Indomitable wrote:

Eureka Enderborn wrote: "Make a few more notes, lieutenant. They are liars, and they seem to have limited knowledge of Terran history. In the meantime..."

You detect a Hyperspace fluctuation, much bigger this time. A ship bigger than anything your kind has yet seen comes lumbering to join the substantially smaller Terran ships.

"We are giving you five minutes to agree to give back all Terrans." One of the people who was lucky enough to make it out speaks up.

"Actually we did, and we sure as hell ain't proud of it. Found 'em when 'ey were still a bunch of peace lovin, 'though huge men. When 'ey drove us out after tearing Flak Armahd soldjas apart with lil' more than pitiless supah human strength, shyer ingenuity, n' hoarded weaponry somefin' had changed. 'Ey were hawd, bittah, n' itchin fo' a fight, and started worshippin the leader of their people as a godly conduit due to 'is leadin' 'em outta the hell we created. It's ahr fahlt, jes' let 'em do whatevah the hell 'ey want. We deserve it in a manner, and considerin' the fact that ovah 90% of our people are dead, don't even bothah. They've taken everythin' we've evah had, and it'd take yeahs' to get all the women 'ey took back..."

(All misspelling was intentional, and is meant to represent the whole "cast off thousands of years ago, and forgotten" thing. You hear very loud laughter.

"Oh, that was a good one. Nice try. No Terran would ever admit to that. It was a good attempt though. Four minutes left."