Board Thread:Middle Earth Roleplays/@comment-25344655-20160110220435/@comment-26863727-20160114014833

76.102.8.25 wrote:

Aramirtheranger wrote:

The Indomitable wrote: Aramirtheranger wrote: Patrick.vtap wrote: "Let us return to the subject at hand." "Very well..."

"We lack the strength at the moment to conquer a stable nation. It's a matter of numbers. If you allow us to seize the lands of the rebels, we will prove a valuable asset against Gondor." "Yeah, fucking lizards can go stay back home, actual people live there." "Brother, they taste good, even you say so. Let's hunt them for sport in their home..." "Your Majesty, you will want to stand back or think about where to get a new dress..."

Alduin casts away his cloak, revealing he is, in fact, wearing chainmail of an unidentified material underneath a boiled leather cuirass. "I'm happy I wore my battle trophy from the time I slaughtered ten of these supposedly sneaky bastards. It's strong, and so is their hide." (I warn you... Alduin isn`t what he seems...)