Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-26084195-20151013012320/@comment-26184570-20151203012813

A few nights ago, I had the following dream:

I was watching Ant-Man, so, that means I was in it, because, you know, dreams. Even though I have seen it before IRL, this was my first time seeing it. Anyways, it was nothing like actuall Ant-Man, it was actually that I was in a deppresing industrial city, being chased my evil men. For some reason, they were after a baby Manuwaith I was caring for, and, whenever they cornered my, I mysteriously lost all of the fighting skill I normally have, and they tottally kicked my ass everytime. In one battle, I had to fight one of them, who happened to be Darth Maul (legs Darth Maul, not annoying Darth Maul). I kept having to fight and get beat by these guys and Darth Maul in a deppressing city to protect a baby Manuwaith. In the final battle, I was in a polluted underground swamp, and I had to fight them all again, including Darth Maul. In this battle, the head villain revealed himself as Raj from the Big Bang Theory. Even though it was Raj, he made a completely compelling and terrifying villain. Raj, and his second in command, Darth Maul, cornered me, and started edging towards me. They were about to finish me off when two long, spindly bird legs reached out over my shoulders from behind me, and hit them both in the throats, knocking them into the polluted, murky water, killing them. I looked behind me to find that there was a giant heron standing there. I then said: "Thanks!" And then he said: "Nah, that's fine!" And that was the end of it. I then woke up and sat there in bed, feeling sad about stuff, per the norm.

The saddest part about all of this^ is that this was the only dream I have had in many years that doesn't involve someone I care about dieing, or me getting raped, or put in a Natzi concentration camp with other people I care about........