Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-26084195-20151013012320/@comment-26210095-20160804134421

I had a dream where I was going to church. You know the pRt when hey say "the body and blood of Jesus Christ"? See, when I was a kid I thought it was actual blood and skin, which was why I was deathly afraid of getting my first communion. Anyway, I was in my dream right, except I was the chosen sacrifice for that day to give the body and blood. So I was in this really creepy upper rooms of the church, and I was on a stone bench ready to be sacrificed by the Monsegniour who runs my church and all the other priests (who are actually really nice IRL) except they were wearing red and black robes that were burning. They took out an obsidian knife and plunged it into my chest. The moment it hit my chest I woke up.