Board Thread:Random RP/@comment-26184570-20160114181519/@comment-26084195-20160126040342

The Indomitable wrote:

Eureka Enderborn wrote: Wow. Indomitable, just to prove my point I went around my school showing the line about the loose end to a bunch of people and explaining the situation to them. Do you want to know how many people came up with the same conclusion you did?

0. I didn't come up with a completely clean, and completely clueless translation of "(INSERT NAME'S) only friend is his hand. First of all, I was copying that from a list of hand jokes. And frankly, it was your fault for making an organization called "The Hands". I couldn't have possibly just stood by and let the opportunity for so many puns go out the window. Second of all, what bearing does that have on my statement?