Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-25754873-20141220155141/@comment-67.22.249.68-20141221045122

(no kidding :) )

The Noldorin archers atop the walls of the Grey Keep looked down at the dwarf in front of their mighty gates. One whispered to another, who walked off. He came back a moment later, and another Dwarf accompanied him. It was a Blue Mountains Dwarf, clearly, one that appeared to be an axe-thrower. He peered over the wall at the diplomat and said:

"Hello, my red cousin, and welcome to the Grey Keep. I am Balgorod, esteemed general of his tallness' armies abroad. Am I to understand you seek audience with his multi-coloredness?"

A ranger walked over to Balgorod. "Stop fooling around, Balgorod. And stop with those stupid nicknames, how many times has he asked you to cut that out?"

"Not enough to make any difference. You need to lighten up Anduthuine."

"I'm not having this argument again. Hello there, I am Anduthuine, general of Lord Eureka's local armies. Eureka has had his eye on you and your king's developments for quite some time. In fact, he was preparing to come and talk to you people himself, he'll be delighted to hear he doesn't have to teleport there, it exhausts him. I'll give you entrance, but I must warn you. When you see him, please don't... freak out. Come on in."

Eureka was waiting for them when they came through the second gate. And it was all the Dwarf could do not to freak out.