Board Thread:Custom Lore Development/@comment-25356210-20160316023355/@comment-25975584-20160317002409

Aramirtheranger wrote: The Indomitable wrote: Aramirtheranger wrote: The Dominion is evil, but wants to save the galaxy from these brutes. After all, they're among the idiots who live in it. Krell Private's response to seeing civilians for the first time: "Why are those humies running away?"

Krell Officer: "They're called 'civilians', rediculous really, they just run, and do nothing in the face of conquest. However, they can be useful laborers, and are good to practice your aim. But, catch them first."

Krell private: "Uh, sir... I already emptied my mag, and they all fell on the ground. Are they that feeble, and weak?"

Krell Officer: (screaming) "YOU (censored) IDIOT, I ALREADY TOLD YOU THEY DON'T (censored) FIGHT, AND I TOLD YOU TO (censored) CAPTURE THEM!"

Private: "Wait... They can't take a fusion round?" The Dominion has the "Death Call", which is when in the face of defeat on a planet they hand every civilian they can round up a weapon and give them a two hour crash-course on how to use it, before forcing them to fight. The young, the old, and the weak. Everyone. So here's how that exchange would actually go down...

Krell private: "Why are these ones ridiculously incompetent, and why do they have no armor on? And why are some of them so (censored) small?"

Krell officer: "They call them conscripts, and the small ones are the humies' young."

Krell private: "Is this bad, sir?"

Krell officer: "NO YOU (censored)! WHY WOULD THESE (censored), SOFT, RETARDED, (censored) MORONS BE A BAD THING?! IT MEANS WE'RE WINNING!"

Krell private: "How so, sir?"

Krell officer: "BECAUSE THEY WERE CIVILIANS UNTIL JUST TODAY!"

Krell: "What's a civilian?"

Krell officer: "JUST SHUT UP AND CAPTURE AS MANY AS YOU CAN YOU (censored)!!!" About right.