Board Thread:Middle Earth Roleplays/@comment-25356210-20151208160622/@comment-26863727-20151209044418

Argali1 wrote: Aramirtheranger wrote: Edacnik wrote:

Aramirtheranger wrote:

Argali1 wrote: Galad chucks a couple of packages at Darrius. Inside are several dear intestine condoms, lubricant, nipple clamps, strap on dildos and more. He then runs off before he can make eye contact. (Well fooling him was easy...)

"WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU GALAD!?" Darrius shouts after his fellow Maiar. He shakes his head and turns to Cirenmire. "Can you believe that he just did that? I mean, condoms I get, but what the heck?!" He lowers his voice "And I think he actually heard our little plot, so I don't get why,he would even..." She laughs a little behind her shoulder. (He wasn't jerking off in the woods!) Of course not.............he was blowing a wild boar!

(Go chop off your own thing with a butcher's cleaver.)