Board Thread:Random RP/@comment-25344655-20150813040147/@comment-26084195-20150816073438

"Whatever this is, I don't like it. Hoist the main sail! Push off, full speed!"

"But sir, there's a problem with that!"

"WHICH OF YOU DRUNKEN SEA DOGS THOUGHT IT'D BE A GOOD IDEA TO BE THROWIN' THE ANCHOR DOWN?!" Edgar yelled in no small amount of rage. "To arms men! Whatever this trick is, they won't be findin' us an easy target!"

"YAARGH!"