Board Thread:Random RP/@comment-26084195-20160413054226/@comment-26347028-20160420223918

Eureka Enderborn wrote: MrHobit1234 wrote: "Doctor Ichabod will you please explain how the barbarians detained you and deported you from a planet they don't control and never will control." "Who's this? What's going on?"


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"Oh. Well, I was planting some experimental crops near the Covenant flag I had planted earlier. Then a bunch of UNE soldiers walked out of that beautiful foliage and scared the begeezus out of me. I ran into my ship and locked the door." "Well that is no fault of mine. My orders stated to use as little force as possible, and to "make as much of an attempt to coerce rather than force" were my words, I believe. Anyway, you clearly overreacted."