Thread:ChazmanianDevil/@comment-26184570-20170310190234

A bunch of the idiots at my school are spreading this rumor that I fuck rabbits. Everyone in the 7th grade knows me as "the guy who fucks rabbits", even if they don't actually know me. Then, this other kid who I thought was my friend is starting this rumor that I "have a fettish for Asians", which has already spread like wild-fire. Now, to get him back, I've just laid the seeds for a new rumor that I caught him watching Shrek-porn. 