Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-25356210-20151029180531/@comment-27718380-20151101205124

MrHobit1234 wrote: The Indomitable wrote: The Lord of Minas Morgul wrote:

The Indomitable wrote:

Tybereous wrote: The Indomitable wrote: Tybereous wrote: The Indomitable wrote: Stupid halloween, going to have to watch the little goblins, hand out at least $50 worth of bad quality candy, and hear doorbells ringing till 1:00 in the morning... Ours was on Thursday and it is only from 6:00 to 8:00. Not here... Why don't you just not hand out any more candy after like 9:00? They still ring the bell... Turn off the outside light. They have to be complete morons if they ring the doorbell anyway, because the turned off porch light is the number one sig that there isn't any candy. The porch light is nothing compared with a small, hyperactive little goblin (annoying kids) wanting candy... Next time this happens you choice come out with a butcher knife with red dye all over it and say " never ring my bell after 9:00 or you will join the others And then proceed to drag one of them in but 'let go' at the last moment. Remember to do a creepy voice, that's important. Another thing I do when it's little kids is walk up to the upstairs window and yell 'TRICK.' at them. Not if any teenagers are around though...