User blog:High Prince Imrahil/Wiki Family - Uncle Dragon

No, I'm afraid this isn't that full-length story, and I'm sorry if I got your hopes up. This is just a tiny oneshot introducing the latest member of the Wiki Family. Those of you that have seen Napoleon Dynamite might think of him as Uncle Rico. Those of you who have seen Psych! might think of him as Uncle Jack.

But to the Wiki Family, he is Uncle Dragon.

It was a beautiful sunny day in Columbus, Ohio. There was an unassuming large house, just on the northern tip of Upper Arlington, a middle-class neighborhood. Outside was parked a bright red motercycle with the license plate "EDACNIK", and a vintage blue Camaro. Little did the occupents of that house know what was about to befall them. A large orange van pulled up outside.

A few minutes later, shouts went up from the entry room: "Uncle Dragon!!"

Some were shouts of excitment, some were shouts of dismay. Dragon gave a cheesy grin and walked into the kitchen.

"Dragon!" shouted Glosur in a less-then-friendly voice, "What are you doing here??"

"We talked over this last week." said Dragon smoothly, helping himself to the refridgerator.

"I think you said 'can I come next week', and I said 'defenitely not'."

"And yet I'm still here. Funny how that works, eh? Well, thanks for giving me a place to stay, bro."

"Place to-?! Dragon, I never once said-"

"The upstairs bedroom still free? I got all my stuff out in the van. Don't worry, I won't be here more then a month or two."

Dragon removed a leftover steak from the 'fridge, and casually munched on it as he made his way out the front door. Glosur glared after him.

"Why don't you like Uncle Dragon?" asked Imrahil, looking up from his newspaper.

"He'll ruin our lives and eat all our steak!" mumbled Glosur as he stormed out of the room.