Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-26863727-20150911214906/@comment-26863727-20150912185212


 * is attacked by a man in a suit who he cuts in half with red-bladed lightsaber

Oh by the Force! A human replica droid! He's a human replica droid!


 * pulls out comlink

Listen, Zahn, I need to cash in that favor you owe me. Two days? Yeah, I can hold out that long.

(Two days of assassination attempts later)


 * shuttle lands next to his house

Thank the Dark Side you got here! I don't know how much longer I could have lasted. That last attack included tanks and air support as well as HRDs!