Board Thread:Middle Earth Roleplays/@comment-26210095-20151203023942/@comment-27097330-20151203224125

Calypso's and her beta wolf have a conversation as they rush towards the mountains.

Beta: "My lady, do you know what it is?"

Calypso: "It's your breath, it lit the mountains in fire. What have I told you about personal hygiene?"

Beta: "We're wolves created by Morgoth! We were born to eaten rotten flesh! It's intimidating! Orcs do it!"

Calypso: "And I have no intention of stopping down to their level."

Beta: "Are you sure this is such a good idea?"

Calypso: "What you mean you don't think rushing into mountains toward a fiery menace isn't a good idea! Whatever is wrong with you?"

Beta: (Sarcastically) "Heaven forbid, oh glorious one!"

Calypso: "I know this is crazy but I feel you might be showing sarcasm."

Beta: "Never, oh beautiful one!" The beta rolls his eyes.

Calypso: "Shut your smelly trap and tell the other wolves to spread into packs. I want one coming from the south led by you and one from the north led by me."

Beta: (Muttering) "At least I'll be rid of you."

Calypso: "What was that?"

Beta: I said I hid my poo, I'm going."

The beta calls the rest of the pack and they move south. The rest curve north.