Thread:Argali1/@comment-26535281-20170315151721/@comment-26535281-20170319190640

Eureka Enderborn wrote: Argali1 wrote:

Eureka Enderborn wrote:

Dark dwarves 2 wrote: Eureka Enderborn wrote: Dark dwarves 2 wrote: Eureka Enderborn wrote: ChazmanianDevil wrote:

Eureka Enderborn wrote: I always said "Forget the dinosaurs, or Nazi Germany. I get a time machine, I'm going back to Uruk, or maybe Babylon in its golden age." Fair enough. Maybe you can get your hand cut off. As if. With the superior technology that I will bring, they will believe me to be a god. Or a demon. Nope. I know just how to convince those people. Seeing as no one alive speaks a word of Babylonian and you probably look nothing like a Babylonian.... I'm going with demon seeing as Babylonian gods were massive giants not regular sized humanoids. Who said gods have to appear like standard Humans? Trust me, I can manipulate them. You're a pasty White kid. The Babylonians were Middle-Eastern. I'm the only one on this thread that'd be remotely close to them. As for the language, we'd all be screwed, because while Akkadian was a Semitic language, it was part of the Eastern branch, which is long extinct and was heavily influenced by Sumerian. You're right. They'll say that my skin radiates with the light of the sun.

Chat? Or just say "eww...."