Board Thread:Random RP/@comment-26295802-20170107185243/@comment-26184570-20170110040250

High Prince Imrahil wrote: Argali1 wrote: High Prince Imrahil wrote: Argali1 wrote: Argali comes back from getting the su jeong gwa.

"Hey guys, do you have any space in the fridge? This stuff's best served col - Oh, hello Tina." He maintains normal mannerisms, besides his eyes suddenly increasing about tenfold in size. "What's that food?" asks Tina "I brought su jeong gwa, which is a korean punch made with cinnamon, persimmon and ginger, spaghetti alla puttanesca, which is a traditional pasta originally made by prostitutes, hence 'puttanesca', and finally, I brought panna cotta, because why not?" "Why do prostitutes have their own special pasta?" asks John "On second thought- scratch that, I don't even want to ask...."

"It's because prostitutes had to live in special conditions in order to go un-noticed by the wives of their clients, and as a result, only canned foods were available to them, thus spaghetti alla puttanesca, a delicious classic was born. We all owe unfaithful Italian men a big one."