Thread:Argali1/@comment-27097330-20170305040755/@comment-27097330-20170307032348

Argali1 wrote: ChazmanianDevil wrote: Argali1 wrote: ChazmanianDevil wrote:

Argali1 wrote:

ChazmanianDevil wrote: "Oh my god. What did I just watch? I feel like an innocent urban squirrel who has been abused physically, mentally, emotionally, and yes I think even sexually. Well thank you for reinducing my fear of drowning. I'm now going to go watch SNL for five straight hours and put my mind on power wash. Have fun..." XD Why urban squirrel?

On another note, me, the classic Ashkenazic Sephardic mixed Jew, is 0.5% Oceanic/Islander. How the fuck does that happen? XD Urban squirrels are incredibly innocent and willing to allow you to get almost close enough to touch them.

XD Ah the mysteries of our past. And somehow, through all my Jewishness, my genetic path was crossed with Louis the 16th. 👍

Although most of my ancestry is pretty recent immigrants, my mother's father's mother is from an old lien of colonial Englishman. So yes one of my ancestors accused two woman of witch craft during the Salem witch trials. Charming. No worries, they were convicted towards the end and we're release afterward. Still, not exactly the ancestor I'm proudest of.