Board Thread:Middle Earth Roleplays/@comment-26210095-20160819225557/@comment-26535281-20160904021040

Argali1 wrote: Dark dwarves 2 wrote: Argali1 wrote: Dark dwarves 2 wrote: Argali1 wrote: Dark dwarves 2 wrote: "Ah you poor western folk, save you galad. You have never tasted the fine foods of Xin. Oh how I miss the food back home." "I could make you some Xinese food, if you want." "Go right ahead." "I'll get to it! Which dish do you have in mind?" "A good beef and pork stew with some rice would be fine." "Beef and pork together? How barbaric! Besides, I don't do pork. I'll make you some nice glazed duck with buns and fresh green onions, a favorite of the fifth emperor of the seventh dynasty." "Disgusting. Shanu was a total dweeb. He lost a war with those barbarians. It's good that the peasants taught him his place."