Board Thread:Random RP/@comment-26295802-20160111213111/@comment-26044791-20160111215758

Name: Garde Railleries Nobility: Well, his father was a hamster and his mother smelt of elderberries (Those actually mean really rude things)

Rank: Merely a guardsman

Profession: Guard

Skills: throwing cows and the messiah of Taunting

Weaknesses: large wooden rabbits

Relatives: His mama and papa