Board Thread:Random RP/@comment-26084195-20151102062641/@comment-26084195-20151102202425

Eureka approaches the counter. "I'll be needing four hot chocolates and eight toasted ham and cheese paninis. And a can of your finest lubricant. To go, please."

"Ok..." The cashier says. "By the way, I like your outfit."

"Oh thank you! I'm just breaking this variant in as a matter of fact."