Board Thread:Random RP/@comment-26237442-20160418154227/@comment-25975584-20160501162844

Draugluin the werewolf wrote: The Indomitable wrote: Draugluin the werewolf wrote: The Indomitable wrote: Draugluin the werewolf wrote: you are going to end up meeting the king gentlemen stop complaining

those of yoou who have not been brought somewhat forcibly are taken to the king's chamberlain, an elderly fop who seems to be crosseyed from looking down his nose

"you simply cannot be allowed to meet the king in this manner it's disgraceful! send them to the bath house before my nostrils seize up" "Oh, joy, I get to see you too. There's a reason I like being a border lord..." "You do of course realise that the king is currently a little indisposed towards rebellious lordlings at current" the Chamberlain says primly "t'would indeed be a sad thing if house Griphon lost that half acre of land" the Chamberlain then says about as sincerely as one might expect a fox to entreating a hen to exit their barn (He's wearing the armor of a fallen foe, and using his mannerisms, and speech patterns.) you're not allowed to ware a visor in the palace so... He takes out a little jar of salt, grabs the chancellor by the head, and dumps equal portions into each of his eyes... "Does it hurt? I really don't care!" He smiles madly, and starts kicking the prone chancellor...