Board Thread:Middle Earth Roleplays/@comment-25975584-20160315050114/@comment-26863727-20160319010852

The Indomitable wrote: Aramirtheranger wrote: The Indomitable wrote: Aramirtheranger wrote: The Atmoran army sends out three groups of four Vigilants each, to scout the countryside. They find swathes of razed, utterly ransacked land, and lots of corpses. As they continue on, they spot a lone cavalryman. They approach in stealth. He starts taunting them in heavily accented common speech.

"I can hear you, you stupid s****. Always sneaking around, thinking you're oh so great at everything you do. (laughs) Father HATES Atmorans, absolutely despises you, and when a patrol of your idiotic excuses for soldiers wandered into his land.."

The man pulls a pistol out, and shoots one of the Vigilants in the foot.

"I'm a hunter of Khand, I'm used to filthy animals hiding in the damn grass! Hell, whoever your leader is tell him he's a (insert incredibly derogatory, and insulting statements in Atmoran.)  My mother taught me that, picked it up from her mother before her." While he's monolouging like an idiot, the rest of them throw their pila at him and his mount, two for the horse, one for his smug face.