Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-26084195-20151013012320/@comment-26084195-20151019000504

Hmm. Well, here's my weirdest dream:

So, this guy I know named Burnie is getting married to this girl I know named Barbara (which is weird because Burnie's married already). Anyway, one day Burnie walks in on Barbara while she's getting fitted for her wedding dress. She freaks out because he's not allowed to see her in her wedding dress before their wedding day, but he totally ignores her. Eventually she realized that because it isn't their wedding day, he literally can't see or hear her. Then later she realizes that no unmarried man can see or hear her. At this same time, we are invaded by Poland, and we're losing the war. A bunch of people I know are now apparently in military intelligence, and they figure out that most of the Polish army is made up of unmarried guys. So they start putting Barbara through government training to become a super-ninja person, and they unleash her on the polish army. So she's going around and killing Polish soldiers with impunity, but the married ones can see her and so start shooting at each other. So this guy I know, Gus, is now apparently a scientist for the military, and he starts working on a device that can magnetically pull the wedding rings off of the married solders fingers. But this british guy I know, Gavin, who is apparently now in the SAS, has a better idea. He starts parachuting in hot chicks so that the married soldiers remove their wedding rings and Barbara can move in and karate-chop them. Eventually she gets through karate chopping all the guys in the Polish army except for the leader, who doesn't have a wedding ring and can't seem to see her. But when she goes in for the kill, he's blocking and fighting her. She can't figure out what's going on, until during the fight she accidentally rips off his sleeve, revealing that he has an LGBT tattoo. And since they're in a state that doesn't allow gay marriage, the rules don't apply to him and he can see her. And he's criticizing her wedding dress, saying it's got too much lace and stuff. And this is like kryptonite, he's beating the crap out of her. Then suddenly, she disappears to him. They had crossed the state lines into a part of America where gay marriage was legal, so she is invisible to him, and she karate chops him and wins the war for everyone.