Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-26863727-20160410045009/@comment-26453572-20160413233056

When you are about to torture the MLP, be sure to add a sprinkle of cocaine beneath the nose. Now, when I'm preparing my MLP, I like to add a lot of cocaine, to ensure that the pony feels every second of the pain. We wouldn't want it passing out, now, would we?

[audience laughter]

Now that the pony has snorted the cocaine, let's get the lemon juice, salt, and my various torture devices...