Board Thread:Middle Earth Roleplay Board/@comment-26453572-20150819232000/@comment-25356210-20150820173145

Eureka Enderborn wrote: Turg stared down at the Moredain diplomat. "So, what you're saying is, you give us shiny tools and stuff, and in exchange we go klobber the forest Hoomins?"

"That is correct."

"So why don't we just klobber you, take the shiny tools, and then go fight em gitz anyway?" Turg gave the Moredain a resounding whack over the head with Klobber, bringing cheers from the assembled Half Trolls. "Go on, boys! Kill the Hoomins, and take all their shiny thingz!" Du No eats the dead hoomen. "Wut do we do agin?"