Thread:Auraestus/@comment-26084195-20160721231437/@comment-25344655-20160721233034

First of all, that sentance was amazing. Second of all:

"Shit, I think I still have some of my old toys..."

I reach over and dust off an old cardboard box, obviosly not opened in a while, and pull out 9 swords, an axe, a broadsheild, a medieval and roman style helmet, about 20 pocket knives and a large dagger, and finally a Glock with ten rounds of ammunition.

(Everything I say is what I really have. 'Merica.)