Board Thread:Random RP/@comment-25129884-20150913173758/@comment-26044791-20150919042042

Relen couldn't catch that little fucker, Michael. He was just too fucking illusive. Relen was raking the surface of Kavanan V but just couldn't find Michael's crew. Suddenly a god almighty roar ripped through the air. A radio tower flew out of the planet's surface and flew into the sky, "Holy shit!" Relen shook his head, "Did Michael just turn a radio tower into a fucking rocket?!" Relen flew around in fury, "YOU!" He barked at a zombie, "Plot that ship's trajectory, where will they land?" The zombie flicked through some charts quickly and turned back to Relen, "They will land on Earth." It said blankly, "Well that's a fucking no-brainer, where piss-brain?!" Said Relen, the zombie looked at him, unprovoked, "The North Pole, they will land in the North Pole."