Board Thread:Middle Earth Roleplays/@comment-26184570-20160216040213/@comment-25975584-20160221022116

"I'm gonna kill it! I'm gonna kill it with my saw! Oh, the lovely sprays of blood, and splatters of gore, and the squelching sounds of flesh, and soft tissues!"

"SHUT UP CHUNK!"

"You poor, crazy bastard, no wonder you have such bad luck with women..."

"At least the one I did have didn't leave me! Like all 18 or so of your girlfriends!"

"JUST SHUT UP ALREADY! I'M MAKING A BEAUTIFUL WORK OF ART!"