Board Thread:Random RP/@comment-26084195-20160413054226/@comment-26084195-20160420223305

MrHobit1234 wrote: "Doctor Ichabod will you please explain how the barbarians detained you and deported you from a planet they don't control and never will control." "Who's this? What's going on?"


 * *pause*

"Oh. Well, I was planting some experimental crops near the Covenant flag I had planted earlier. Then a bunch of UNE soldiers walked out of that beautiful foliage and scared the begeezus out of me. I ran into my ship and locked the door."