Board Thread:Middle Earth Roleplays/@comment-26084195-20151107003047/@comment-25975584-20151109012934

Argali1 wrote: The Indomitable wrote: Argali1 wrote: The Indomitable wrote: Argali1 wrote: "Does anyone want Tamal?" The Dwarf has the food put in his face, and reacts violently, knocking the plate to the ground... Tamales are hand food. You just peel the banana leaf or corn husk back. Why would you serve it on a plate, especially on an expedition in the Fourth Age? That doesn't change the fact he knocked it on the ground... Ok......

At that moment, a giant, black jaguar swoops in out of nowhere and eats the floor-tamale off of the ground. He then gets a dissapointed look on his face. He then runs off into the woods, and returns five minutes later, dragging a half-dead Uruk, which he starts eating alive with an adorable smile on his face. The Dwarf shrugs, and goes back to polishing his firearms...