Thread:Dark dwarves 2/@comment-26084195-20170208013150/@comment-26084195-20170225080531

Dark dwarves 2 wrote: "Get away from nature." "Oh, you can't. There's nature everywhere, even in Lavastorm. Let me tell you a story. Once there was an Orc empire, the Deathfist Empire. They were the greatest of all the Orcs. The continent on which they lived was home to a vast forest, the Jaggedpine Forest. The Deathfist Orcs swiftly engaged in foresting operations. Very rapidly, most of the continent became barren and dry, devoid of anything most would call beautiful. The last few patches of forest were defended by the Green Hoods, a member of the military of Qeynos, an elite band of rangers. But even they were no match for the Deathfist Empire. But the Deathfist Orcs were warring against nature itself, and nature couldn't have that. So she decided to destroy the Deathfist Empire. Soon enough, ships arrived on the horizon, the vessels of the Far Seas Trading Company, accompanied by Qeynosian warships led by my accursed grandfather, the mythical Jaukoehai Ironskin. They established a fortress on the beach, and Jaukoehai Ironskin was at the head of a joint Far Seas/Green Hood/Qeynos Guard military campaign. Eventually the Green Hoods got him into Deathfist Citadel where he went on a rampage. He killed everyone of importance. The head alchemist, all the generals, the priests of their god. Hell, he even killed the jailers and bankers and cooks. And then he killed the princes, and the Emperor's personal champion, and managed to goad Emperor Fyst into dueling with him. Jaukoehai won easily, of course. And now, the forest is slowly retaking the land."