Thread:Eureka Enderborn/@comment-25344655-20151224064018/@comment-26084195-20151225205712

Auraestus wrote: "Sure..." "Then hop aboard." The cart began rolling along. It only took a few hours to reach a fortress of some odd off-white stone supplemented by purple-black stone. There was a gateway, guarded by two Endermen in purple body armour. They were talking to each other.

"So then the string says 'no, sir, I'm a frayed knot.'" He then broke into laughter, until realizing that th  other one wasn't laughing. "Phillip, you're not laughing."

"That's because it wasn't funny, Terrence."

"You don't find anything funny."

Just as the two were about to pass through the gate, another Enderman appeared. This one didn't wear much besides various weapon straps and a belt. This new one seemed to be female, and she stopped Rick cold. He looked scared.

"Take your cart and leave. Give the man in the back to me."

Rick swallows hard. "Here you go." He practically shoves you out of the cart and turns to take off as fast as he can.