Board Thread:Custom Lore Development/@comment-26535281-20170823155822/@comment-27097330-20170825045937

"To 'invite' the Gods into their body they have complex rituals calling for incense, candle burning, and blood offerings to the gods. After which it is said their eyes and the markings upon their bodies begin to glow and their voice sounds like thousands of voices at once."

This is why we need to legalize marijuana.

"Oracles are not bound by Dogma save of the cult they are connected and they are expected to (alongside their attendants) have children to continue the line. It is said they become common prostitutes, others say they drug and kidnap males, no one really knows how it happens, but it does."

This is why we need to legalize prostitution.

"By law Oracles can't be touched or impeded for they are property of the Gods so although many distrust them they are allowed to do as they wish (within reason and Imperial law) this generally leads to them barging into important meetings to give the advice or manifesto of the Gods or other such events."

Lmao, I can just imagine this.

"As you can see Mr. Emperor, a bread shortage has overtaken the breadbasket galaxy, mass shortages could be on the-"


 * Oracle barges in, smoking weed with bloodshot eyes*

"BEWARE THE IDES OF MARCH! DO NOT HIT A BLACK CAT WITH A BROKEN MIRROR! NEVER RUN WITH POINTY OBJECTS!"