Board Thread:Random RP/@comment-26295802-20170107185243/@comment-26767096-20170107215438

Maltalidenta Kwuitidherali wrote:

Eureka Enderborn wrote:

Codebreaker 2100 wrote: Maltalidenta Kwuitidherali wrote:

Codebreaker 2100 wrote:

Eureka Enderborn wrote: "Believe it or not, pal, it's actually possible to dislike someone for reasons beyond them personally offending you." "Like Hitler. I've never met the guy. But beyond killing 60% of the world's Jews, his mustache is frankly offensive to my religion. Pastafarianism." "Pastafarianism is such a joke." "You're just jealous your heaven doesn't have beer and/or stripper factories. Plus, it's better than Westboro Baptistism." "Most things are. And we're atheists, we don't have a heaven."

"Depends how we're defining heaven, to be honest. " "Your heaven is probably filled with brimstone, magma, and eternal torment."