Thread:Edacnik/@comment-26184570-20160614204918/@comment-26184570-20160615000415

Edacnik was fighting a small Mordor incursion in Harandor, and killed them all, but was seriously injured in the process. He's stumbled to the coast. The next thing he knows, he's waking up in a very comfortable bed, in an exotically decorated ship. The first person he sees is a beautiful woman with Malakasi features, flawless skin, blue eyes and a height of about 5'11: "Hello. You were found about to wash into the Belegaer, with serious injuries. We'll have to take you back home to heal you completely." He notices that the people tending to him and bustling around are.....Humanoid parrots.