User blog:High Prince Imrahil/The Weirdest Sequel Ever!!

A sequal to my critically acclaimed (as in, one dude said he liked it) story, "Imrahil's Weirdest Story Ever!!"

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"I said NO!" squeaked Pinkie Pie, her eyes wide. "No fanfiction! That stuff is creepy!"

"Says the *talking horse*." Countered Han Solo wryly.

It was late at night, and most of Jonathan Fitzhugh's alter-egos were relaxing or playing games. Han Solo and Wash were at the control pannel of John's mind. Tony Stark had sarcastically suggested that they "go read some My Little Pony fanfiction", but Wash was actually a little intrigued by the idea. He had immediatly recruited Han Solo, and began to have John search the internet.

"Why are *you* going along with this?" Pinkie asked Han, "You don't even LIKE My Little Pony, much less fanfiction!"

"Anything that can tick you off this much is okay by me, kid. Wash, we found anything on the internet yet?"

"Bingo!" cried Wash, "MLP:FIM Fanfiction Archive!"

"Now," said Han with a wry grin, "Let's see if Pinkie hating something really does make it automatically good!"

Wash had John meneuver the mouse to the first fanfic he saw.

-- half of an hour later ---

Wash and Han stared blankly, their mouths slightly ajar.

"Wha... what just happened?" asked Wash at last.

"I think... Rainbow Dash had just brutally murdered Twilight Sparkle, and was in the middle of torturing Rarity to find the location of the secret weapons cache."

"What are you two losers doing?" asked Tony, walking up behind them, "Is that... MLP fanfiction? You realize I wasn't being serious, right?"

Wash and Han nodded without expression.

".... so?" asked Tony, leaping into a nearby couch, "How is it?"

"It's, uh..." Wash trailed off.

"It's a lot different from the show." finished Han.

"I *warned* you..." said Pinkie Pie, shaking her head in a shower of pink mane.

Tony squinted, giving the current page a once-over.

"Is it even legal to write that?" he asked, grimacing, "I feel like it's violating internation decency laws or something..."

"I, uh..." Wash was still at a loss for words.

"Let's make an agreement." said Han, his eyes still glazed over. "NEVER READ MLP FANFICTION AGAIN!!"

"Agreed!" exclaimed Tony and Wash in unison.

"Aw, gee!" exclaimed Pinkie Pie, "I just love it when everyone agrees on something! We're all so happy, and friendly, and-"

"Pinkie... shut up" said Tony, his head in his hands.

"Oh, right. Sorry."