Board Thread:Middle Earth Roleplays/@comment-26184570-20151213040224/@comment-26863727-20151213231146

Sextus Ultimus, Atmoran Emperor, sits down. All the other Atmorans remained standing until he sat. One noble reddens, as a flatulent noise echoes throughout the room. He gets up, revealing a flattened pig's bladder, an invention of the Emperor he designed to cause amusement in his court at the expense of a single unlucky individual.

(Guess what? The whoopee cushion was actually invented by a Roman emperor!)

One of the soldiers who protect Sextus gives a "Really?" look to his compatriots. The man's name is simply Vigil, and he was left on the doorstep of a Praetorian warrior. As such he was raised as a warrior.