Board Thread:Random RP/@comment-26084195-20150827200833/@comment-26084195-20150830082022

Four of them. And he didn't I did!

Patrick, that really isn't a very smart move for the main reason of: you can't actually get to the Red City! If you had been paying attention to my posts, you would know that the Skyborne Mountains are virtually impossible to cross, and the only reliable paths across are being controlled by trolls and barbarians. Also, the only paths across the Skyborne Mountains are in Legion territory! Remember, the guys you rebelled against? The guys you're in a cold war with right now? Oh, and also, declaring war on the Red Kingdom would make you at war with the two greatest military powers in the world! You would be smashed.

Indomitable, you do not have advanced technology. You are a group of barbarians just like them! The only advantages you can claim at this juncture are a minor numbers advantage and the element of surprise, since they're fighting each other at the moment.

Also, MrHobit, I believe I stated that you still have all your stuff.

Now that that's out of the way...

"Well, it's been going poorly to say the least. He keeps coming up with new and clever ways to screw with us. Sometimes even just for kicks. Anyway, enough of that! We should all bring each other up to speed, and here isn't a comfortable place to talk. Everybody grab my hand, or at least... grab something. Now, I warn you, this will be very unpleasant. Almost everyone throws up their first time. So... clench up.

There was a flash of purple, and you suddenly feel as though you're being squeezed through a garden hose. When you materialize again, your guts begin to churn viciously. It comes as no surprise to you that most vomit.

After recovering from your initial bout of unpleasantness, you are able to take in your surroundings. You are in a fort of some kind, with circular walls, many buildings, and a large tower in the middle of it all. It is all composed of bricks of a curious off white colour and bricks of a blackish purple colour. There are Endermen in purple crystal armour walking all about. None of them pay any heed to you.

"Welcome to my home, guys!"