Board Thread:Middle Earth Roleplays/@comment-25356210-20151216231639/@comment-25975584-20151218023130

ChazmanianDevil wrote: Coaxotl is still staring furiously at the merchant man, "In fact don't speak with me, don't try to communicate with me in any way, shape, or form. You are an utter ass and I am done with you. You pretend to play with the big boys, dabbling in rich countries and crime. Yet when confronted you act superior and think yourself a businessman for your cleverness, then giggle like a child who has taken a cookie. You think yourself clever, attempting to manipulate great forces, but all you do is annoy a man so much he gives you things so you will leave him the hell alone! You think yourself practical and intelligent, but in practice you are neither. You strut yourself around like a preening jungle bird and spit on anyone smaller while kissing up to the powerful. You think yourself above others but in reality you are low, Halden of the rats. Nay, Halden of the fleas on rats. If I could be so bothered I would grind you into the dirt and let others walk upon you as you cried out in agony, but I'm afraid you might stain my shoe. I would look upon you in horror and disgust, but the mere sight of you, no, even your shadow upon mine might defile me with your mad disease. I would destroy all that you hold dear, but a man such as you has no love in their hearts. So come down from your towers of stepped on toes and join the world like the rest of us!" "You're amusing, and your rant was entertaining, would you like to perform other entertaining tricks?"