Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-26005135-20151027053645/@comment-26184570-20151113173706

I would make him sodomize Spartenz300 with both Grond and his spicky dick at the same time. Then I would strip him of this power and get him a job as a waitress at Hooters. Then, I would take Spartenz and stick several Japanese Giant hornets up his anus, a lit cigaret up his dick hole, Beat him with chains, rip out his tounge, fingernails and teeth, inject his prostate with bleach and amonia, tie him down with steel cables and Mala Mujer (a stinging plant), and then put him in a special chamber that excites his skin, making him feel like he is on fire, but nothing actually happens. That way, I can make him feel eternal pain. Then, I would go to Melkor and say: "Hah, gotcha! I won't make you work at this degrading crap hole!" Then, I would get him a job as a waiter at a really nice place in New Olreans called ''Commander's Palace. Then, whenever I go visit New Orleans, and by extension Commander's Palace'', I ask for Melkor to be my waiter.