Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-25356210-20150813213900/@comment-26863727-20150816070856

IamShiek13 wrote: Auraestus wrote: Im back xD YAY! HUSBAND!!!

We need to name the child Adanak: She is hot...

Me: Shut up! That's your buddy's six year old daughter you're ogling!

Adanak: But she's got the mind and body of a twenty year old!

Me: She'll outlive you!

Adanak: Not true! I'm a Black Nùmenorian, and she's half Elf half Dwarf! I'm probably going to live almost as long!

Me: Dude, you'd have Glosur as your father-in-law.

Adanak: *sighs* Well, I suppose I can still dream of what might have been if I had found Arlis instead of Glosur...

Me: What kind of talk is that? There are plenty of fish in the sea, old buddy!

Adanak: But I already imagined Arlis naked!

Me: Really, man? *looks disaprovingly at him*

Adanak: Yes... and it's a pleasant picture.

Me: Dude! She's married!

Adanak: I don't care!

Me: I'll tell Glosur that you made a mental image of his wife in the nude if you don't forget about it right now!

Glosur: Forget what right now?

Me: Nothing important to you, Glosur.

Glosur: *leaves*

Adanak: *Wipes imaginary sweat off of his forehead.* So, we good?

Me: Yes. So... what does that mental image look like? Woah, that is incredible.

Arlis: What's incredible?

Adanak: Nothing important to you, Lady Arlis.

Arlis: *Leaves*

Me: *wipes off actual sweat* Want to go...ahem..., to this mental picture?

Adanak: Definitely.


 * Both leave*