Thread:Eureka Enderborn/@comment-26535281-20160116015551/@comment-25975584-20160118105607

My favorite part of the Uncyclopedia page:

"This is  Vladimir Putin, commander in chief of the Russian Armed Forces, crusher of Georgia , liberator of Crimea . See how naturally he stands with Russia's patriotic fighting men. See how they respect the natural successor to Peter The Great. Before Putin ruled Russia, her army was falling apart and children would laugh. Now Russia's military might is feared around the world. Russians within the borders of other countries know that their interests will be defended by the leader of their motherland, with tanks and thousands of men in balaclavas and missing insignia if necessary. Putin is strength, Russia is strength. The Bear has Big Balls."