Board Thread:Random RP/@comment-25344655-20151018061911/@comment-25975584-20151026012945

Auraestus wrote: The entire army quickly is alerted and point weapons at them. "This isn't an army! This is a load of dirty, undisciplined, and overall inept scum!  Well, most of you! The rest of you, I understand are weighed down by this  mass of flesh! Let's take this prime specimen!" he points at a man who's around 5' tall, and very thin. "Bear, pick him up." Bear picks him up. "This kid, is nothing mre than cannon fodder, and judging by the rest of you, you'll lose half your army in days! For those of you who have training, and experience, I'll get you some rides. For those who don't, go hide in shopping malls, and eat cat food spread on expired saltines!" Bear drops the young man, on his face...