User blog:Argali1/Family - A Prequel Story

Edacnik walked in to the TV room. Downton Abbey was on, and Argali was draped over the couch. He had the rabbit on his lap, a wakizashi snuggled next to him, a fork in one hand and a container of spicy korean fish-cake in the other. He was hysterically sobbing, as usual: "SYYYYYYYYBIL! *Sob* I LOVED YOU! *Sob* *DAMN YOU ECLAMPSIA!" He then put the fish-cake down, and started whispering to the rabbit, and then loudly said between sobs: "WE WANNA COCKATOO!" He then continued to sob. After about five minutes of more fish-cake, Argali started saddly whispering to the rabbit again, who appeared very startled by the whole thing. Edacnik couldn't hear much, but he managed to make out (to his great horror) "Wikipedia", "Circumcision" and "There goes chicken kababs". For some reason, this terrible scene tethered Edacnik to the spot, which was quite unfortunate indeed. One Downton Abbey character's life later, Argali resumed his cockatoo-oriented ramblings, but this time interspersed with Shinkansen-related fun-facts. Edacnik noticed that everytime a tear of Argali's formed (which was quite often), the rabbit would lick it off of his face. This was the thing that Edacnik took as his cue to finally leave. Over the next few days, Edacnik tried to forget that scene he witnessed, but he was never, ever quite the same afterwards.