Thread:Argali1/@comment-26535281-20170420234402/@comment-26184570-20170421005701

"Hello, I am Nguyen Hien Lanh... I'm not important, to be honest, I just exist to pander to foreigners, no offense. Aaaaanyways, welcome to Quê Hương, Northernmost province of the Kingdom of Malakas. I have been ordered to welcome you by his majesty Maluwalhating Pagpapala II - speaking of foreigners I pander to." He then gives a mild expression of surprise, and says to the nearest scribe: "You there, forget I said that."