Thread:Eureka Enderborn/@comment-25344655-20150815015503/@comment-26084195-20150816183536

"And now in other news, a potato was found dead in a suburban home yesterday. Rachel is on scene."

"Thank you, Eureka. As you can see, behind me is what seems to be an ordinary home. But inside is much different. Police arrived on scene yesterday after neighbours reported suspicious smells emanating from the home. When police entered, they found a veritable butcher's shop. An innocent potato was skinned alive, sliced into small strips, stuffed into a basket, and deep fried. This is a truly horrifying development. Police have no leads as of yet. Back to you, Eureka."

"Thank you, Rachel. That sure sounds like a tall order for the police. Unlike my friend here."

"Well hey, at least my chair isn't like a baby's chair to me."

"Right you are Glosur. You're more like a baby to your chair."

"Ouch. Alright, now let's go to Phil for weather.