Board Thread:Middle Earth Roleplays/@comment-25356210-20151208160622/@comment-26863727-20151209042008

Edacnik wrote:

Aramirtheranger wrote:

Argali1 wrote: Galad chucks a couple of packages at Darrius. Inside are several dear intestine condoms, lubricant, nipple clamps, strap on dildos and more. He then runs off before he can make eye contact. (Well fooling him was easy...)

"WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU GALAD!?" Darrius shouts after his fellow Maiar. He shakes his head and turns to Cirenmire. "Can you believe that he just did that? I mean, condoms I get, but what the heck?!" He lowers his voice "And I think he actually heard our little plot, so I don't get why,he would even..." She laughs a little behind her shoulder. Darrius suddenly realizes what he's just stuck his foot in. Well, I could do a lot'' 'worse... In all honesty, she is exceedingly 'beautiful, even for an Elf maiden. Wait, what?!'' "Excuse me!" He runs off into the woods for a few minutes, before he comes back. "Okay, how are we doing this, we have to figure it out before anybody else sees fit to eavesdrop. You want to go semi-realistic, fairly realistic, or really realistic?"

(He wasn't jerking off in the woods!)