Board Thread:Random RP/@comment-26184570-20150917131515/@comment-26084195-20150919001736

RedExtremeXD wrote: Eureka Enderborn wrote: "Ok, both of you settle down. Nobody ever settled anything like this by being a couple of giant idiots with more muscle than intelligence. Now, I know it's Human nature. Man is a stupid creature that would rather fight than use his brain. But we can work to be bigger than that. Now," he sets two chairs up. "both of you sit." ((I doubt you would prep ar such text IRL  all of sudden...)) Actually, quite contrary. I talk like that in real life. That's a quote that I quote a lot. Also, I'm pretty much used to being the mediator. I do it all the time.

I grab Berry's arm before he can throw it. "Are you a mindless oaf? Only arm-dragging, mouth breathing troglodytes continue to fight when an obviously better option has been presented to them. Find some shred of logic in your head and sit. Down. Now."