Thread:Argali1/@comment-27097330-20161024002826/@comment-26184570-20161027025942

I can't explain the history of the creation of the Orcs right now, but I can describe them.

Living under the Earth, in vast lands under the ground live the Orcs, and their feeble client race, the Goblins. Description:

The Orcs are a race of tall, robust, green-skinned beings with a prominent lower face, heavy brow and short tusks. They have bristle-like, black hair and large, pointed ears. They wear odd, tribal-like clothing, and are quite fond of a large, heavy cleaver that they keep on them at all times, and owning one is an important right of passage. They don't wear much armor in battle, as they don't really need to (they do ride giant boars, though). Many expect them to be barbaric and evil, but they're actually not. In fact, they'll prove important in the story. For lack of anything better, they speak Black Speech from LOTR.

The Goblins are like semi-bipedal, intelligent, hairless bonobos with very flat faces, a voldemort-like nose and holes for ears (they have a Gollum-ish posture). They're all around very wimpy and smooth, but there's a whole lot of them. They are always tinkering with something, and they can't handle light. They aren't good at staying still, and are even worse at keeping their hands still. In fact, they have ADHD that no Human could understand. They're always creating strange constructs, and are famous for their odd fascination with butter (from the milk of the boars that their commander-race rides in battle). They'll go so far as to take baths in molten butter, and the more often you can do such a thing, the higher you are in the Goblin social-classes, as it reflects your level of wealthiness.