Board Thread:Middle Earth Roleplays/@comment-26084195-20151229072457/@comment-25975584-20160102030010

ChazmanianDevil wrote:

The Indomitable wrote:

ChazmanianDevil wrote:

The Indomitable wrote:

ChazmanianDevil wrote:

The Indomitable wrote:

ChazmanianDevil wrote: "What's going on here?" "Stupidity, on his part." He then addresses the man pursuing him, "idiot, your sister's fine!" As if snapping, he turns his horse around, and lands a savage blow upon his opponent, which hacks his arm off, and sends him flying into the mud... Coaxotl whips out his saber and runs to help him out of the mud. "What's wrong with you!" "I MARRIED HIS SISTER, SHE'S PERFECTLY FINE, AND HE CHOOSES TO PURSUE ME ALL THE WAY HOME! HE'S LUCKY I DIDN'T END HIS FILTHY LIFE!" "So you cut off his arm for being annoying!" "He was trying to kill me! Now move aside, I'm going to haul his sorry ass home, and bring him to his HAPPY sister, and our FOUR CHILDREN! He can meet my five other siblings, as well..." "Who the hell are you anyway!?!" "I'm Beregar II! Second wealthiest man in Umbar!"