User blog comment:High Prince Imrahil/The Wiki Family - Imrahil's Law - Part 2/@comment-26863727-20170824160428

Aramir enters the living room, a Sterling submachine gun in hand. An airsoft Sterling, not a paintball version.

"ALL RIGHT, ORDER IN THE HOUSE! I just found this thing after three months and I'm not afraid to use it! Even I don't know how much it'll hurt without padding."

Aramir is clearly 1000% done with everyone's shenanigans.

He points at Itallie. "This is not a Communist country and you're on the ropes. Surrender."

He points at the Loyalists. "I can't believe you actually supported that maniac. I sentence you to scrubbing half of the house clean. Then go and watch The Great Dictator."

He points at the revolutionaries. "I commend your bravery, but there are better ways to create change. Force should not have been your first course of action. I sentence you to cleaning the other half. Then go and watch Gandhi or Selma, Lord, Selma. Your choice."

Aramir tosses Imrahil the airsoft. "I think they'll keep in line, but just in case. This is why I always say we should settle these things in 1212. Now, it's early, but I'm going to bed before I strangle someone."

.*Medieval Kingdoms Total War 1212 AD is a mod that basically turns Attila into Medieval 3.