Board Thread:Random RP/@comment-25344655-20150813040147/@comment-25975584-20150816073732

Eureka Enderborn wrote: "Whatever this is, I don't like it. Hoist the main sail! Push off, full speed!"

"But sir, there's a problem with that!"

"WHICH OF YOU DRUNKEN SEA DOGS THOUGHT IT'D BE A GOOD IDEA TO BE THROWIN' THE ANCHOR DOWN?!" Edgar yelled in no small amount of rage. "To arms men! Whatever this trick is, they won't be findin' us an easy target!"

"YAARGH!" He proceeds to slay 3 more men with his unnatural strength. Someone lands a blow that should have broken his knee, a few sickening cracks are heard, and it is back in place.