Board Thread:Middle Earth Roleplays/@comment-26767096-20161028160435/@comment-25606723-20161029192851

Codebreaker 2100 wrote: Tybereous wrote: Codebreaker 2100 wrote: Tybereous wrote: Codebreaker 2100 wrote: Tybereous wrote: Codebreaker 2100 wrote: Pip frowns. "This is madness. We need to figure out a way to get out of he-.." He stops and looks around. "Hey, I've been here before! My village isn't too far from here. Who wants to come with me to my home? I'm sure my uncle will feed you all, he has plenty to go around." "You're all squabbling idiots. I think I'd rather just sit and watch you struggle to cover a few miles..." "I find your lack of faith disturbing." "I find your fourth-wall breaking star-wars references disturbing." "Fair enough." Pip says. "Are you guys coming to my village or rotting here? I'm the only one who knows a way out of this clearing. If you look around, you'll see the exits are all blocked with thorns. Poison thorns." "Hahahaha! You really got us with that one, code... giving us no choice... Or did you? What poison is in those thorns?" "No idea. But if it gets into your bloodstream, you'll start vomiting blood. I saw a boy fall in one of those bushes once. Wasn't pretty." His eyes narrow. "What the hell, that doesn't make any sense... Maybe it's arsenic based, but that doesn't explain the whole bloodstream thing... Gah. I'll take a few of those thorns...."

(Gloves, bro. Before you argue.)