Board Thread:Random RP/@comment-26295802-20170107185243/@comment-26347028-20170108232014

Faenor of the Silver Laurel wrote: Maltalidenta Kwuitidherali wrote: Faenor of the Silver Laurel wrote: Maltalidenta Kwuitidherali wrote: Faenor of the Silver Laurel wrote: '...Look, just set the converters to one-three-eight, alright? And if it starts to strip the atoms of their ions, shut it down. I'm not going to be the one responsible for EMPing and then vaporizing half a square mile of downtown Dallas. Not that there's anything of worth in downtown Dallas, but still.'

Seph flips his phone closed, and speaks to no-one in particular.

'Sorry about that, but I had to get that out of the way, lest there be an uninformed idiot at the controls. Now, at least he's an informed idiot.'

He takes a look at the situation, and then clears his throat loudly.

'Why don't we sit down to eat, hm?' "An informed idiot at the controls would certainly be a nice change from yourself, I'm sure." 'I imagine you think that's some sort of witty insult, or your strange brand of "honesty". I assure you, it is neither: merely a pathetic attempt, if even that.' "A pathetic insult is only fitting for a pathetic attempt at life such as yourself." 'How very original. At least I'm living, and not just managing to infuriate everyone I meet.'

Seph sighs.

'Jonathan, I'm afraid I can't stay here with the witch,' he says, thumbing at Jodie. 'She gets on my nerves more than your girlfriends do.' "You know, I wouldn't actually mind electrocuting you just so I do get on your nerves, but I don't think that's what you meant."