Board Thread:Random RP/@comment-25356210-20150817214015/@comment-26084195-20150820081909

Rhea walks over to Eureka and leans in. "Can you explain to me what exactly is going on?"

"It's sort of complicated. To put it in simple terms, this is the beginnings of the Human mating process. The male attempts to chat up the female, and the female decides whether she's actually interested. This is usually followed by the female demanding changes from the male in order to better suit her desires. There is then a long process of courting that often involves enjoying meals together. By the time this is over and provided neither candidate has rejected the other, the pact of "love" as the Humans call it is completed through a ritual known as marriage. This is usually followed by vacationing and procreation."

"That seems a bit labor intensive."

"It is, trust me. That's why I like our species so much, we have a way of cutting right through the camp."

"Unless there's an argument. Then we all grind to a halt until somebody wins."

"Indeed."