Board Thread:Random RP/@comment-26295802-20160108021139/@comment-27718380-20160108152309

Argali1 wrote: You all notice that Argali is missing. Sometime later, he bursts through the doors, with a crazed and murderous look in his eyes. He only has a few cuts and bruses, and screams at the top of his lunges: "WHERE IS THAT SOCIOPATHIC SHIKSA!? I SMASHED THROUGH ONE OF THE WINDOWS AND ROLLED! IF IT WEREN'T FOR MY MARTIAL ARTS TRAINING, I COULD HAVE DIED! I KNEW NEVER TO TRUST YOU FUCKING INSANE GOYEM! 'Ooooh, lets use a rusted pile of garbage to drive across one of the biggest countries in the world, through the rural domain of the EVIL REDNECKS! And while we're at it, we can take with THE WILD CARD!' I SWEAR TO GOD, BEFORE THIS DAY IS UP YOU WILL ALL HAVE AN ANGRY HOARD OF JEWS THROWING ROCKS AT YOU! THE ONLY ONE OF YOU WITH ANY SENCE IS THAT THEATER GUY!" He then hugs Eureka, and then proceeds storms out, violently smashing random things along the way. He then goes to the prison, and finds Patrick. He then sneaks up from behind him in an unintentionally creepy way, and says (Joddie is in their presence at this time): "Don't worry Patrick, we can go on without Belatrix Lestrange here. Besides, Joddie will be fine! She has *Fakes a Highborn British accent and makes odd noodle'y hand gestures* Aloof mumsy and drunk dadsy to bail her out using the thousand year old family fortune! And maybe afterwards they can take a charming family vacation to Majorca, and have oh-so-much fun STABBING THE NATIVE SPANIARDS!" He looks genuinly murderous and frightening. 'Well it's not my fault people can't keep their feelings to themselves… anyway, my lawyer's about to arrive. My father's pretty angry but he can be brought around. Anyway, visiting hours will be over soon so unless you feel like breaking me out. Actually, I heard them muttering about me cutting the brakes. You heard who did?'