Board Thread:Random RP/@comment-26295802-20170107185243/@comment-26084195-20170109072236

Maltalidenta Kwuitidherali wrote:

Eureka Enderborn wrote:

High Prince Imrahil wrote:

Eureka Enderborn wrote: "Can we please just focus on the fact that Tina the bitch queen just showed up?" She immediately discharges a Taser and fires it at Eureka.

"Wildcard!!" Eureka flings himself to the side, crashing to the floor in the process. "Ow! You know, Tina, if you were to compare yourself to an Uno card, I think the 'Draw 4' would be more appropriate than 'Wildcard', since you're the worst thing that can possibly happen to a person." He stands and brushes himself off. "Now take your taser and get the hell out!" Jodie rushes over. "You alright?" She asks. "Pride isn't hurt too much, I'd expect? You probably just want to punch her, but these things require patience, so you'll have to wait in a queue for that. I know for sure I'm ahead of you, so just wait a moment." She goes over and slaps Tina hard across the face. "I prefer a different method. I'm gonna call a lawyer, I'm almost certain that I can sue her for trying to shoot me with a taser."