Board Thread:Roleplay Ideas/@comment-26453572-20160714141356/@comment-25901581-20160715221024

Gazash is walking behind the general, when this happens:

The general looks around and says "It's too dark. Light a torch, lieutenant."

Gazash shakes his head. "We're right next to the blast powder storage, and it's made of wood. An open flame would set it off."

"Don't be silly Gazash. If I light it with a morgul fire, it won't set things on fire!"

"That's a myth."

""What do you know?"

The general is about to light a torch, but finds himself stopped by Gazash.

"Don't light the torch! You'll blast us all the way to Utumno!"

The general lights the torch and holds it next to the wooden gunpowder storage.

"See? No fire!"

The gunpowder storage comes alight.

"See? SEE?!"

"This is your fault for not doing the research - "

KABOOM!

Somewhere nearby, a bunch of orcs see Gazash and the general fly out of the sky and land in front of them.

- - ONE WEEK LATER - -

Gazash wakes up in the infirmary. Attempting to get up makes hm nearly pass out because of the pain, which is saying something because he has a strong will.

An orc approaches him.

"Lieutenant Gazash? You were out for a week, even the general only took a day and a half to recover. The General says the place is fine without you, but I think we all know that's a lie."

Gazash groans.

""Prepare for explosion in three, two - "

A large explosion is heard outside and the general flies into the room and crashes on the wall.

"He walked into the bomb testing facility, didn't he?"

"With a hundred and one Snaga attempting to stop him. They're fine, they hid behind him when the bomb went off."

A hundred and one slightly singed snaga wave through the window.