Board Thread:Roleplay Ideas/@comment-26295802-20160422020521

An RP in the humorous lands of Middle-Earth, where elves spend all their time bleaching their robes, where orcs are loud and annoying, where Sauron is constantly facepalming at the stupidity of his generals, and where the men of Gondor would rather sit around and gamble then fight against The Enemy...

I know we've tried things like this before, but in this one you guys can have custom factions. That will let us poke fun at all of our factions...

Example:

The orcs surged forward about the Hornburg, firing arrows, but they could not breach the gate

''"Surrender now!" screamed their general''

''"Never!" cried Theoden from the top of the wall, crossing his arms''

''"Open the gates!" thundered the general "Let us in!"''

''"Not by the hair of our chiny-chin-chin." said Legolas "And that means something, because I'll have you know that Gimli has quite a beard!"''

Gimli nodded

''"Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease?" said the uruk "just open the gates... pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeease?"''

Aragorn shook his head

''"But he looks so pitiful..." said Thoeoden "poor little orcs, all out in the cold rain... it IS quite a bit of rain, you know..."''

Aragorn shook his head again 

"sorry, orcs" said Theoden with a sigh "we can't let you in."

''"Are you sure?" said the Uruk "We have some chocolate chip cookies..."''

''"Open the gates!!" thundered Aragorn''

The first part would be titled "A freaking ton of meetings" and would cover the fellowship's meeting at Rivendell (the fellowship being made up of our characters and not the canon characters, of course) 