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 * *Pulls out cell phone*


 * *Dials a number*

"Hey, man. How's North Korea? Yeah, yeah, famine and all that. I should come down to hang out some time. Anyways, dude, I need a favor. Can you arm some warheads and launch them at America? We've got a little problem over here. You will? Thanks. I'll see you later, maybe we can go out and get a beer. Bye."


 * *Hangs up phone*