Board Thread:Random RP/@comment-26295802-20160909222455/@comment-27168578-20160911074644

Eureka Enderborn wrote: Aramirtheranger wrote: High Prince Imrahil wrote: Aramirtheranger wrote: Aramir comes up to Imrahil, with a pack. "Well, whre are we going?" "Seattle, Washington." "And damn good you're letting me go on this trip! I'm as much a part of this family as everyone else.  I was in that house when the doctor called my cell and told me I'm unable to have children!  I was in that house when Obama said that we got him! I was in that house when Trump and Hillary got the nomination! I was thus also in that house when I suddenly became a Libertarian! I was in that house when... some... other, things, that...were, important, happened..."


 * suddenly looks over at Eureka.

"So does that outfit come with a virginity shield?" "Actually, no, I'm pretty sure this equipment actually subtracts from my 'virginity shield' stats. Fortunately that stat is ridiculously high for me, and this equipment's other stat bonuses are so worth it." "Just make sure to smile and you'll be fine."