Board Thread:News and Announcements/@comment-26084195-20160815211924

Auraestus is going to be away for a while longer. He has named myself and Shade joint commanders in his absence.

We have placed all of Earth's monsters under the influence of our mind control ray. Godzilla and his friends will rise up from the oceans all over your planet and destroy your civilian constructs. Soon, you will have no choice but to capitulate to our rule.

Is thing still on? Oh.

You may now return to... whatever it is you were doing. 