(I'm typing this as a Sith character I'll be properly unveiling soon)
Here's to those who see the Federation for what it is! A toast, to our glorious Emperor! As we commemorate the four thousandth anniversary of the founding of the Sith Dominion, let us look upon the insanity of what they call moral righteousness!
(Especially referring to the part written about the Prime Directive. This guy isn't subpar at being your typical Sith asshole.)